Finger painting

My mom had really done it this time!  She forced something absolutely terrible, positivity horrific upon me. She made me... 

Finger Paint!!!!!!!

How dare she?  Why would someone who supposedly loves you make you partake in something so dreadful?  She says it was for "fun."  She says it was to engage my senses. I say it was never to be repeated. 

First she forced me to wear an awful smock to "keep me clean"

Then she put slimey paint on the paper. 

I must admit, at first I was intrigued. 

But the simple fact that it was new didn't change the fact that it was near torture. 

If I'm lucky we won't have a repeat of these events. 

When will she get the point that I don't need to experience every. single. little. thing?!